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by Delos

Bust A Gut

My player, known on the internet as Kowbasher, had a couple of great lines last time we played. Kow (in a heavy Scottish accent) “I’m Bjoin Rockchewer.” Rest of table “Gesundheit” Later that evening… Kow “Me being a monster hunter I know the best way to kill a vampire orc pirate king chieftain.” (that was…

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by Delos

Random Blurb From My Last Game

“My cape isn’t the only thing flapping in the breeze…” a very outgoing gobber as the rest of the party looks on in disgust.